May 2012
1 post
“I went to Catholic school my entire academic career. Aside from the basic...”
– amy biz
December 2011
1 post
“when the baby can understand, tell it i tried…”
– gina during a pregnancy diet FAIL moment = consuming hotdogs and donuts
November 2011
1 post
“mel b to dh as he walks by carrying a package: nice box!
dh: everybody tells...”
– just another friday
April 2011
3 posts
“my wife would kill me if i ever died of autoerotic asphyxiation.”
– jay thinks out loud.
“i just have one concern
(beat)
homeland security.”
– dwayne during a brainstorming sesh about doing promos at an airline terminal
“jimmy mac- let’s keep our ears peeled for something that would be a good...”
– a good strategy is important.
March 2011
2 posts
“THERE’S BUNNIES IN MY COCONUT!”
– mel b on easter snax
February 2011
4 posts
“firestarter!!!”
– dh quotes prodigy
“mb- what are you in star trek or something (pokes at shiny triangle on...”
– hotness
“dh- love to your bunny.
(beat)
that’s not a euphemism.”
– valentine’s day shenanigans
“i wouldn’t hire him to shoot my dog’s birthday.”
– marky on a guy looking for work that directed over 200 spots…BACK IN THE 70s!!!
December 2010
2 posts
“hold on i’m eating his basket!”
– tg as he dives into david’s…basket.
“I didn’t want to go to school one morning so I tied myself to my...”
– bizjak
November 2010
3 posts
“lis- rice a roni!
mel & nicole- the san francisco treat!
nicole- did you...”
– ZING!
“vani jay- did you touch it? ‘cuz everything you touch doesn’t work...”
– shenanigans at the upstairs copier
“maybe i’m overreacting…”
– vinny. just so it’s on record.
October 2010
1 post
“et tu, mo fo?”
– vinny to ilene in regards to her comments during a meeting
September 2010
1 post
“great, we got “X”, maybe next week we’ll get ass cancer.”
– vinny on news that we landed a hot new account
July 2010
12 posts
“mb- did you need something?
lk- no, i was just staring at the monkey.
mb- do...”
– mel & lis + monkey business
“iflowers- i’m hungry.
vs- just go to the troughs.”
– ilene has a problem, vinny has the solution
“ok, now show mommy where the casino is.”
– non-spotco passenger overheard after the safety briefing was completed
“what do you think is going on there now? i’ll tell you: a hoot owl and...”
– vinny supposes what life is like in canada when ships aren’t docked
“iflowers- my mom says there’s a lid for every pot.
vs- or you can make a...”
– ilene & vinny on romance
“i can’t fit a tray through the door, how does that happen?”
– vinny while gesturing to some fatties walking by
“go to breakfast and try to make a 2 person table into a 3…just see what...”
– sosnowsk on the staff’s negative reaction to him adjusting a seating arrangement in the dining room
“it won’t all fit in my monkey.”
– vinny has a cocktail emergency
“tg said he couldn’t stop staring at the chunky gal playing corrine.”
– sosnowsk continues his recap of the show
“i saw the show, what a show! it wasn’t as bad as i wanted it to be.”
– sosnowsk on ship show
“the gentleman that handed me my towel yesterday was one of the dancers.”
– sosnowsk remarks on overlap of duties on the ship
“nuh-uh. not if he knows what’s best…
you think you’re...”
– aaliytha threateningly under her breath as our somewhat “challenged” driver escorts us to the reversing falls and beth suggests that he may be a kidnapper.
June 2010
20 posts
“mel- so what are you packing for the trip?
vinny- fudge.”
– this is gonna be one classy cruise
“‘spotco is committed to maintaining a workplace free from the influence of...”
– cam reading from the spotco handbook that i emailed him as a pdf so he could see how it opened on mark’s ipad
“vs- i’m going to go talk to her.
mr- good luck w/ that.
vs- yeah,...”
– (self explanatory)
“just so everyone is clear, going on the ship (epic pause) is not an elegant...”
– brian brings it home
“dh- goodness gracious.
mb- great balls of fire?
dh- great balls ON FIRE.
...”
– inspired by ed audibly working on m$q spot
“oh my god, it’s like she’s carrying around 2 watermelons at all...”
– dh on “bazungas”
“ja- they want to use his article, i guess it was the greatest experience...”
– re: a positive review
“nothing says ‘circus’ like Richard Easton.”
– je on VO
“once your expectations are managed, it’s not a good thing.”
– more research findings
“i LOVED BABIES!!”
– sosnowsk film review
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1020938/
“we succeeded in balancing expectations. our ads were the best at getting them...”
– beth on research
“I trust you guys would never do anything crude or defamatory to the work as it...”
– artist rep signed our license agreement with this one note. now what can we do to eff w/ the artwork…
“mr- that voice haunts me.
mb- i know, i was walking down 47th the other day...”
– on tg’s vo voice being prevalent in our lives
“If I were a key,
Where would I be,
In your house? with a...”
– megan takes it up a notch
“did someone sharpie a banana?”
– marky notices mel b’s handiwork
“i also get to deal with students who get caught giving BJs at the ice rink.”
– r. hill’s job description
“mb- you should go to the bar next door after the show, that’s where the...”
– r. hill remarks on dirty birds