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Dec
14th
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when the baby can understand, tell it i tried…
— gina during a pregnancy diet FAIL moment = consuming hotdogs and donuts
Nov
11th
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mel b to dh as he walks by carrying a package: nice box!

dh: everybody tells me that.

— just another friday
Apr
29th
Fri
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my wife would kill me if i ever died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
— jay thinks out loud.
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i just have one concern

(beat)

homeland security.

— dwayne during a brainstorming sesh about doing promos at an airline terminal
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jimmy mac- let’s keep our ears peeled for something that would be a good fit.

matty w- you just said EARS peeled.

jimmy mac- i know.

— a good strategy is important.
Mar
14th
Mon
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THERE’S BUNNIES IN MY COCONUT!
— mel b on easter snax
Feb
25th
Fri
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firestarter!!!
— dh quotes prodigy
Feb
14th
Mon
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mb- what are you in star trek or something (pokes at shiny triangle on josh’s shirt)

jf- no, you’re the 3rd person to say that. it’s a clothing brand called lifetime. when i pointed that out to someone they said is that “very special clothing for women?”

mb- nice. so you’re required to rape someone or have a baby out of wedlock? or you’re totally going to be stalked…

jf- i’m going to do drugs and make a pregnancy pact! (walks away) happy valentine’s day.

— hotness
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dh- love to your bunny.

(beat)

that’s not a euphemism.

— valentine’s day shenanigans