spot (upstairs) quotes

May
10th

Thu

I went to Catholic school my entire academic career. Aside from the basic repression and corporal punishment it really wasnt that bad. Besides , parochial schools are notorious for having very long holiday breaks. Holy week, easter, Xmas, a bevy of saints days (a day to celebrate either thier birth or violent demise). On a particularly long Christmas break I awoke realizing that no one had thier tree up anymore. Then I realized that it was March 1st, then I realized my mom had forgotten to send my sister and I back to school. Just because something was awesome does not mean that its supposed to be that way.

The bathroom doors are now locked. Please remember ya’lls keys.

— amy biz

Dec
14th

Wed

when the baby can understand, tell it i tried…

— gina during a pregnancy diet FAIL moment = consuming hotdogs and donuts

Nov
11th

Fri

mel b to dh as he walks by carrying a package: nice box!

dh: everybody tells me that.

— just another friday

Apr
29th

Fri

my wife would kill me if i ever died of autoerotic asphyxiation.

— jay thinks out loud.

i just have one concern

(beat)

homeland security.

— dwayne during a brainstorming sesh about doing promos at an airline terminal

jimmy mac- let’s keep our ears peeled for something that would be a good fit.

matty w- you just said EARS peeled.

jimmy mac- i know.

— a good strategy is important.

Mar
14th

Mon

THERE’S BUNNIES IN MY COCONUT!

— mel b on easter snax

Feb
25th

Fri

firestarter!!!

— dh quotes prodigy

Feb
14th

Mon

mb- what are you in star trek or something (pokes at shiny triangle on josh’s shirt)

jf- no, you’re the 3rd person to say that. it’s a clothing brand called lifetime. when i pointed that out to someone they said is that “very special clothing for women?”

mb- nice. so you’re required to rape someone or have a baby out of wedlock? or you’re totally going to be stalked…

jf- i’m going to do drugs and make a pregnancy pact! (walks away) happy valentine’s day.

— hotness